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  • Boys are like halloween candy, you give away the bad ones, and keep the good!

    by randi
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  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Im In Love But Not With You When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But That Was Just Another Guy You Told Your Friends I Was A Trick I Told Mine You HAd A Weak ****

    by Tara
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  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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  • "Grandma Grandma!! The marker won't work.. I think it needs new batteries..."
    -My Little Cousin

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  • This was a convo. between me & my sisters bf. while i was talking 2 much.
    him: shh. u hear that?
    me: hear what?
    him: exactly. shut up!

    by Shauna
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  • BELIEVE in your cosmic brownie or your world wont be happy the chocolatie taste would make your eye's water.

    by Lindsay
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  • "Save gas, ride a vampire"

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  • DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL
    HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS
    SO....

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  • When u make a mistake, nvr say "oops!" always say "ah! very intersting"
    (when dealing with chemicals, run!)

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  • Can we be facebook freinds?! I promise i wont stalk you anymore.

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