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  • For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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  • "Why do they sterilize the Leathal injection needle when they're going to kill the victim any ways?"

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  • If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard n make it worth it

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  • DORKS MAKE ME HORNY!!!
    lol

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  • I'm not crying...
    i'm just dehydrating myself!!

    by celi
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  • IT'S N0T "WHEN WiLD ANiMALS ATTACK"
    iT'S M0RE LiKE "WHEN STUPiD
    PE0PLE GET BiT."

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  • If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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  • It's not that I'm ignoring you, don't take it in that way... It's just that I am simply choosing to not listen.

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  • No i dont break the rules i just see haw far the bend then i completly shatter them!

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  • Tears from the butts
    are diarrhea...

    by Tears
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