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  • Grab the stick and go half way down...

    (my gym teacher was explaining the rules of floor hockey to us but if u think about it sexually its funny as all hell)

    by she died screaming.
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  • Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

    by Shelby
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  • If Barbie is sooo popular, why do you have to buy all her friends??

    (I like this one!! lol!!)

    by Dawnya
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  • The doctors say i have mulitple personalities...but we dont agree with that

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • **if life gives you lemons...squeeze the juice into a water pistol and sqquirt it in someones eyes. **

    by shae r
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  • Redheads: You could be walkin along and some idiot with nothin to do would call out across the street GINER leavin you to guess his IQ to be under 5. And did you ever wonder why you got called carrot-top, when you could have sworn your hair wasnt green?

    by Nessa Arcamenel
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  • IF AT FIRST U DONT SUCCEED, CHEAT REPEAT UNTILL CAUGHT AND THEN LIE!!!!

    by xxx-lydia-xxx
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  • Got a problem with me? Solve it! Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes! Can't stand me? Sit down! Can't face me? Turn around!

    by MarineWIFEwannaBE
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  • I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my bent arm, this is my spout. there's no medical name for what i've got. i'm partly human, partly a pot. *scatting*

    by erratic hippie
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  • Don't be sad
    don't be blue
    frankinstin is ugly too!!

    LOL na i am messin

    by Khayla
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