~this is not a quote but my friend always sings this song and i always sing one part to him soo ima sing that one part to him lol~

"hey where are my panties at?"
"i threw them out the window bi@ch shut the fu^k up...!"

A good friend would bailyou out of jail but a best friend would be sitting beside you saying " were in a whole heck of a lot of trouble but danm that was fun"

THis aiN'T BurGEr KinG, YoU cAN't hAve iT youR WaY

You may be all that and a bag of chips but im all that and and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow b***h

-not mine-

If I wanted to play follow the leader, I’d become a Christian

Most meaningful and powerful TWO-letter-words-sentence:
"if it is to be, it is up to me."

Every girl want to be like Barbie
but i dont
i want to be just LIKE ME
CAUSE ALL BARBIE IS, IS FAKE

Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

haha...im just shitting you!
its you dummy!

A real friend will come bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "dang, we screwed up."

If you hate me
don't worry 'bout it
cuz I hate you too