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  • So, let me get this straight:

    Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, but no one gives a damn about Al Gore?

    This world seriously needs help.

    by Kelvin Williams aka Bloodhound
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  • ~this is not a quote but my friend always sings this song and i always sing one part to him soo ima sing that one part to him lol~

    "hey where are my panties at?"
    "i threw them out the window bi@ch shut the fu^k up...!"

    by Hollywood
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  • A good friend would bailyou out of jail but a best friend would be sitting beside you saying " were in a whole heck of a lot of trouble but danm that was fun"

    by MERCY is never shown
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  • THis aiN'T BurGEr KinG, YoU cAN't hAve iT youR WaY

    by samara
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  • If I wanted to play follow the leader, I’d become a Christian

    by Mike
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  • Most meaningful and powerful TWO-letter-words-sentence:
    "if it is to be, it is up to me."

    by x0SilenTxWisH0x
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  • Every girl want to be like Barbie
    but i dont
    i want to be just LIKE ME
    CAUSE ALL BARBIE IS, IS FAKE

    by ashley
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  • Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

    haha...im just shitting you!
    its you dummy!

    by l0ser
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  • A real friend will come bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "dang, we screwed up."

    by VoiceOfTheSoul
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  • If you hate me
    don't worry 'bout it
    cuz I hate you too

    by Zoey
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