I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm hot, but everything you're looking at I know you haven't got.

If I wanted to play follow the leader, I’d become a Christian

Most meaningful and powerful TWO-letter-words-sentence:
"if it is to be, it is up to me."

Every girl want to be like Barbie
but i dont
i want to be just LIKE ME
CAUSE ALL BARBIE IS, IS FAKE

Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

haha...im just shitting you!
its you dummy!

A real friend will come bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "dang, we screwed up."

If you hate me
don't worry 'bout it
cuz I hate you too

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

no offense to anyone just thought it was funny (not directed towards anyone!)

Country makes Emo kids look Happy

I am not batman but i am the bat, man.