Yo Mama's so fat that not even the energizer bunny could make her go all night long!

:E:M:O:T:I:O:N:, ~D~E~V~O~T~I~O~N~ to causing a C/O\M/M\O/T\I/O\N!
|C|R|E|A|T|I|O|N|, !V!A!C!A!T!I!O!N!
.M.U.C.H.O., (m)(a)(s)(t)(u)(r)(b)(a)(t)(i)(o)(n)!!!

~La Vie Boheme - Rent~

Mirror mirror on the wall
damn i sure look fine
i can't blame those horny boys
i would make me mine. ♥

LOL.

If you think your so hot how come the snow melted under my feet?

YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
IF I KNEW THE TRUTH
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

"Graceful is my middle name."
"So, uh, what's your first name? Not very?"

I hate you
You hate me
Lets tie [whoever you hate] to a tree
Get a big shot gun and shoot him/her in the head
Now I'm happy because him/her is dead.

:]]

Turkey's are the funniest birds, God must have been drunk when he made them.

The iPod: the only thing guys brag about being the smallest.

So, let me get this straight:

Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, but no one gives a damn about Al Gore?

This world seriously needs help.