Every girl want to be like Barbie
but i dont
i want to be just LIKE ME
CAUSE ALL BARBIE IS, IS FAKE

Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

haha...im just shitting you!
its you dummy!

A real friend will come bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "dang, we screwed up."

If you hate me
don't worry 'bout it
cuz I hate you too

I woke up hungry
hunrgy 4 a midnight snack but it was only 1130
so i waited a half hr
thats wot u do!!!

David strassman

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head.

Leave me a message after the tone..
Because obviously, I can't get to the phone.

IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A B**CH SIMPLY REPLY: A B**CH HAS FOUR LEGS I HAVE TWO A B**CH SAYS RUFF RUFF AND I SAY F**K YOU

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

no offense to anyone just thought it was funny (not directed towards anyone!)

Country makes Emo kids look Happy

I am not batman but i am the bat, man.