If your naughty go to your room...if you wanna be naughty come on over to mine

I woke up hungry
hunrgy 4 a midnight snack but it was only 1130
so i waited a half hr
thats wot u do!!!

David strassman

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head.

Leave me a message after the tone..
Because obviously, I can't get to the phone.

IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A B**CH SIMPLY REPLY: A B**CH HAS FOUR LEGS I HAVE TWO A B**CH SAYS RUFF RUFF AND I SAY F**K YOU

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

no offense to anyone just thought it was funny (not directed towards anyone!)

Country makes Emo kids look Happy

I am not batman but i am the bat, man.

Well, Ok So celebrities walk on the red carpet because... well they're famous. But me and my girls, we walk on toilet paper.... and u know why? Bc we'z tha Sh*t!

As I was walking
out one day,
my head fell off
and rolled away.
I really do not
miss my head.
It doesn’t bother me.
I’m dead.

"I'm so cool, I quote myself."