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  • Ok, as u know, this aint a quote!!!

    i need every1 2 check out my stuff!
    rate my quotes,poems,as well as comments!!!
    *i ALWAYS remain loyal to ppl who do so by doing them a favor, so plzzzz HELP ME OUT!!!!*

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  • I'm not Japanese as you can see....

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  • A 4.9 will never become a 5.0, so people who ruin a unanimous 5.0 on the ratings, go to hell, I hope the devil amputates your butt.

    by cLumsy
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  • "I'm so cool, I quote myself."

    by Chelsea
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  • Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until your friends see u doing it.

    by michael
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  • Emo man, emo man, does whatever emo man can!!

    I say this ALOT. I love emo people.-bows to them-

    by Desiree
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  • Holla for a dolla with your apple bottom pimp juice

    by NICOLE
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  • People say shit happens.

    I don't believe that.

    Now, if someone blew up in the process, that would be different.

    THAT would be shit happening.

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  • Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

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  • I would rather walk around with a rock taped to my forehead for a month than touch you again

    ~something that i actually said to a guy!!!

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