"I'm so cool, I quote myself."

Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until your friends see u doing it.

Emo man, emo man, does whatever emo man can!!

I say this ALOT. I love emo people.-bows to them-

Ricky: Meg why u being sucha a b***h?!!!?

Meg: *looks around* do u see me barking??

haha u might not find it funny but u should of been there

You are always there when i wake up,
When i have my breakfast and dinner,
And sometimes we eat together and drink together,
i just hate it when i found u in my food,
Stupid cocroaches!!!!

Life aint like burger king,
you cant always have it your way ,
so get over it.

Holla for a dolla with your apple bottom pimp juice

People say shit happens.

I don't believe that.

Now, if someone blew up in the process, that would be different.

THAT would be shit happening.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

I would rather walk around with a rock taped to my forehead for a month than touch you again

~something that i actually said to a guy!!!