Their coming! The idiots are coming! Everyone hide before they force you into idiocy!

Green Day is like sex.
When they're good, they're really good.
And when they're bad....
they're still pretty da/\/\n good!

What do rubix cubes and a penis have in common?
the longer you play with them the harder they get

Fighting for peace is like fu**ing for virginity!!

But why is the rum gone?!?!?! --Pirates of the Carribean

Just tell your penis you couldnt play with him tonite because you were out getting stoned he'll understand

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

Ppl r always complaining that life is giving them lemons...well i say u r all ungreatful little knobhead bcuz sum ppl go without lemonade...

I may be Dumb, but I'm not Stupid!

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One men will screw anything

My friend told me this