Seriously, sex is like pizza; even when its bad, its still pretty darn good!

If God gave me lemons, I would complain because I like oranges!

Twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are;
if you know what you are,
then mental hospital is not so far

Dont be fooled by the halo around my head its made of cheap plastic

Good girls are just the bad girls that dont get caught....

Are you a parking ticket cos You got fine written all over you.

If life hands u lemons.... stick them down your bra to make ur boobs bigger

FORD spelled backward (DORF)
Driver Returns On Foot

I wish my grass was emo so it could cut itself.

I love my mom
I hate my dad
now ain't that sad!!