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I would rather walk around with a rock taped to my forehead for a month than touch you again |
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Seriously, sex is like pizza; even when its bad, its still pretty darn good! |
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If God gave me lemons, I would complain because I like oranges! |
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Dont be fooled by the halo around my head its made of cheap plastic |
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Good girls are just the bad girls that dont get caught.... |
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Are you a parking ticket cos You got fine written all over you. |
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If life hands u lemons.... stick them down your bra to make ur boobs bigger |
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FORD spelled backward (DORF) |
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I wish my grass was emo so it could cut itself. |
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I love my mom |