Dude, where my loser best friend?
have you seen short girl with more style?
have you seen big face with cute eyes?
oh well....i guess she went to bathroom, put on her make up.

OH, have you seen CLOWN GIRL?????

I only warm tacos for the people i looooove!!

[ahh good times good times]

You Laugh Because i'm different, I Laugh because i just farted!!!!! tehe

I love u,u love me,Barney gave me hiv,with a kiss nd a touch barney wanted more,i got raped by a purple dinosaure.

Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Blonde: You were listening to CANDY?!?!?!?!

haha. kinda sad that this actually happened.. only me and my friends... *shakes head and walks away* lolz

Teachers think they know everything, but they don't know that their students hate homework

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, Weed, Birth Control

Life's a Glitch and then we all die
So Pluck the world and lets all get high

I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It
The Taste Of Her Cherry Chapstick
I Kissed A Girl Just To Try It
Hope My Boyfriend Don't Mind It

I can't deny it ,I can be sweet sometimes...

Do you have a pen????
Well get back in it you ugly PIG!!!