If BaRbIe'S So PoPuLaR...WhY Do YoU HaVe To BuY HeR FrIeNds??

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??

Their coming! The idiots are coming! Everyone hide before they force you into idiocy!

If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn't be smiling. =)

The word of the day is legs...
Lets go home and spread the word.

Live life to the fullest and never let your parents find out or your screwed

Your like a rooster, but instead of saying cock-a-doodle-do you say any cock will do

-by my bros friend Dusten

But why is the rum gone?!?!?! --Pirates of the Carribean

"The more you say I'm childish,
The more I wanna stick gum in your hair."

-Roman

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.