The bus Busted….Buster døne it

Buster Busted the Busted Bus when he drøve it intø a truck full of IDAHO pøtatøes!!!!LMAO!!!! POOR BUSTER!

"You can only change a man when they are in diapers."

I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his purse **LMFAO!!**

I saw your face as I was dreaming, that's why I woke up screaming.

If guys had periods, guys would compare tampons

Give men one swift kick and their down on the ground.
Give us one swift kick, We'll look at you, laugh and say Dumbas

[ MY GRAND-FATHER iiS SO SKiiNNY HE GETS LOST iiN THE COUCH CRAK.
MY GRAND-MOTHER iiS SO FAT iiTS NOT HER WHO GETS LOST iiN THE COUCH CRAK iiTS THE COUCHS WHO GETS LOST iiN HER CRAK ]

SO YOU THINK YOUR SEXY,
YOU THINK YOUR HOTT...,
WELL GUESS WHAT HONEY
I THINK YOUR NOT!

PLAYER OF THE YEAR,
PIMPETTE OF THE SEASON,
YOUR MANS GONE
AND I'M THE REASON!

Does anyone ever notice how the crosswalk buttons never work? They should be called "nuttin buttons" cuz they don't do nuttin! lol
Life is indeed a paradox!