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  • "Pink fish Go BOOM!"

    by Sar
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  • Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    It's off to the w***e house we go
    To spend some bucks
    For a couple of f**ks

    Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    By Jay Basey © 2004

    by Beauty Within These Pages of Darkness
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  • "Emo" Is Just An Excuse
    For Boys To Act Like Girls.

    =]

    by sexyCheckers
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  • Dear Sky,
    If you're going to invite Rain over, could you at least ask him to bring his friend Lightning too?

    by randoms
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  • `` ' beauty is on the inside'
    is something that parents of fat kids say.

    by sexyCheckers
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  • F**k the price on the tag,
    Just throw it in the bag.

    by xMisSxMassacrEx
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  • I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...

    How he got in my pajamas, ill never know...

    by ChallengexEverything
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  • Mirror, mirror on the wall
    im f**king awesome... thats right im telling the mirror, im not asking it anything

    -said by my best guy friend: lunch president sethcat.

    by Momma
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  • Did anyone hear about that one chick who set her cell phone on vibrate and used it as a d*ldo? Now that's just plain sad.

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • Think of me as the Barbie you'll never get to play with.

    by Brianna
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