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  • "Pink fish Go BOOM!"

    by Sar
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  • Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    It's off to the w***e house we go
    To spend some bucks
    For a couple of f**ks

    Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    By Jay Basey © 2004

    by Beauty Within These Pages of Darkness
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  • "Emo" Is Just An Excuse
    For Boys To Act Like Girls.

    =]

    by sexyCheckers
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  • Dear Sky,
    If you're going to invite Rain over, could you at least ask him to bring his friend Lightning too?

    by randoms
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  • `` ' beauty is on the inside'
    is something that parents of fat kids say.

    by sexyCheckers
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  • I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...

    How he got in my pajamas, ill never know...

    by ChallengexEverything
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  • Mirror, mirror on the wall
    im f**king awesome... thats right im telling the mirror, im not asking it anything

    -said by my best guy friend: lunch president sethcat.

    by Momma
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  • "dont hate the player, dont hate the game... hate yourself for getting played"

    got from someone else on PaQ

    by Some guy done with college
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  • Why do they say sex after marriage is ok but before it, its not?
    Say,
    If you murder someone, before marriage its wrong, BUT If you murder after marriage its still wrong! What are they teaching us?!

    by howwilltheystopme
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  • Think of me as the Barbie you'll never get to play with.

    by Brianna
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