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Hey...hey...HEY!!!! you guys!!! like....OH MY GOD!!! i'm SUCH a GANGSTER!!! lol

"I'd rather be fat and eat good food, than be skinny and eat nasty food"

Paola: Hey listen to my new ringtone...
Jonathan: ii kant hear nothin..
Paola: iitsz called SiiLENt NiiGHt!..

If you hear a scream coming from the other room, don't worry...it's dead.

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
but if doctor is handsome,
keep the apple away.

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Dont hate the player,
Hate the game

If french fries are called french fries then what the hell is an american fri??

I wanna try an american fri real bad!

Please answer I'm serious about my fries!!

Kid: where does a rain storm come from?
mom: God is crying.
kid: why is god crying?
mom: Hey! i'm missing 50 bucks from my purse!