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  • If I wanted your opinion I would take my D*** out of your mouth

    my freind told me that

    by LiLaNgEl420
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  • Johns mom has 3 boys one named is jak1 and the other is jak2 what is the third childs name..give up
    John duh.

    by Stuart
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  • Billy the Homocidal Smurf

    by sarah
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  • " It's not the mans fault that he's a freakin mexican" He can't help it!!!

    by Jessica
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  • A stranger is a frenemy you haven't met yet.

    -the N

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • "Pineapples are purple"

    by Sar
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  • I'm so skinny that if I didn't wear shoes I'd float !

    by Little Minx
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  • For Christmas the Mexicans run to the boarder and decorate the barbed wire

    by Brittany
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  • Oh, we're off to see the wizard...wait know i'm all alone, i have no brain or a heart, and i'm a wimp. also i'm lost can u help me find my way home??

    by Katie B.
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  • If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
    I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
    IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
    Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

    by Stuart
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