Hey, whats the difference between a cadillac and a dead baby?
I don't have a cadillac in my garage....

Ok, im not racist... How many jews can u fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and about a thousand in the ash tray

Ooopsie~ I forgot my quote :)

Why did the crack the head cross the street??

To get some crack!

Every thing is squishy!!!!!

Dye your hair.

pierce your nose.

get a tattoo.

say " yo yo."

A fool says in his heart "there is no God" a wise man says it to everyone!

Hey tubby tubby whats so funny find a candy bar in your pocket!!!

Yo mama is a lama and she smells like cheese

Im not as think as you dumb i am