Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English.

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Guy: I have the penis there for I rule this relationship.

Girl: Yeah, well I have the vagina which means you're not getting laid.

The bus Busted….Buster døne it

Buster Busted the Busted Bus when he drøve it intø a truck full of IDAHO pøtatøes!!!!LMAO!!!! POOR BUSTER!

I got kick out of woodshop for not wearing my safety goggles while sawing off another kid's arm.

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Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers... interesting!

I do not mind Elmo. I think he's actually cute! Of course, if I had no idea what Elmo was, and he turned up in my basement, I would beat him with a shoe.

Does anyone ever notice how the crosswalk buttons never work? They should be called "nuttin buttons" cuz they don't do nuttin! lol
Life is indeed a paradox!

Ive Got that Honke Tonk Badonk A Donk

None of us are virgins... life has screwed us all!!

Im so cool
i shit ice cubes