Dear Auntie Em-

Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.

Love,
Dorothy

My firsh drowneded...:'(

I have a question that I don't want to ask. Okay, I'll give you hints. The first word is "do" and the last word is "me".

Elephant: how come you have two b.o.o.b.s on your back?
Camal: thats funny coming from someone with a d i c k on their face

"Don't forget that while you are peeing in the shower....the shower is peeing on you."

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

"Wow..you actually called back this time...Does this mean I get to call front?"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

DON'T DRINK AND DIAL
(call a friend, not an ex)

--My awesome new shirt--

this is an A B conversation so C your way out of it before D and E F you up G wasnt that funny?

A wise man once told me.

" he who put hands in pants is not crazy, but feels nuts!"

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They always say 'nothings impossible'
but have they ever tried to dribble a football?