Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs :)

Never trust any body with a clean desk
those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something they thought they had lost

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

If you hear a guy honk a horn then tell him........"so your horn can blow what about you" =)

Your momma is sooo ugly the last time she got a peice of a** was when her hand slipped through the toilet paper.

LISTEN
and
SILENT
are spelled with the same letters

How 2 get ur parents 2 worry
1 Roll by a windowsill imitating a fly
2 Repeatedly flick a switch. when ur parents ask u what ur doin, say Oh I get it!
3 Tell ur mum that she looks like ur mum.
4 Watch TV when its off and sit upsidedown.

G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF
Would you like to buy a vowel?

If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn't be smiling. =)

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??