The nice men are ugly...
The handsome men are mean...
And the nice and handsome men are gay...

YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION FOR BIRTH CONTROL

ii'M THE KiiNDA PERSON THAT WiiLL BURST OUT LAUGHING iiN COMPLETE SiiLENCE OVER SOMETHiiNG THAT HAPPENED ::YESTERDAY::

Joey ate my last stick of gum. so i killed him. do you think that was wrong?

I'm naked . . under my clothes ;]

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence . . because of something that happened *yesterday*

I tried sniffing coke, but Icecubes got stuck up my nose :(

If Miss-issippi
known as skippy
gave Miss-ouri
full of fury
her New Jersey
to wear to the fair
oh what oh what would
Dela-Ware?

i dont know but Alaska!

If u cant beat em....... u betta find a bigger stick^^lol

I missed you, but my aim is getting better