A pretty gul can kiss a guy a bird can kiss a butterfly the rising sun can kiss the grass but u my freind can kiss my a55

Aviod hangovers...stay drunk.

One day your prince will come.. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and was 2 stubborn 2 ask 4 directions

We're so cool the ice cubes are jelous

Mirror's can't talk and lucky 4 u they can't laugh

My knight in shining armour turned out 2 b a loser in aluminium foil

You left me for that tramp.
Pfft i hope you get herpies.

(no offence to people who do have herpies!!!)

I'm smiling because i have no idea what you are talking about

My name E-R-N-S-T. I think that’s how you spell it.

IM THE TYPE OF GIRL...
that will burst out laughing in dead silence
because of something that happened...
yesterday