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  • DORKS MAKE ME HORNY!!!
    lol

    by Cari Allen
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  • "Don't forget that while you are peeing in the shower....the shower is peeing on you."

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

    by Sempiternal
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  • "My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some call me the Altar Girl of Doom. Others will know me as the second coming of damnation....My mom calls me Pepito."

    by Lizem
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  • Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs :)

    by мσяιтυяαм
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  • People ask me if im insane...I tell them to ask Bob and Susan..the people that live in my head.

    by *~Fallen Star~*
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  • May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that screws up your entire day, and may their arms be too short to scratch!

    ok, no i didn't write this, i got it in an email and thought it was hilarious.

    by Ten Feet Tall
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  • PLAYER OF THE YEAR,
    PIMPETTE OF THE SEASON,
    YOUR MANS GONE
    AND I'M THE REASON!

    by ASHLEY CORTEZ HENDERSON
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  • Dear Auntie Em-

    Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.

    Love,
    Dorothy

    by Poetess Lana
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  • Where art thou monkey!

    by Little Dot
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  • Fighting for peace is like fu**ing for virginity!!

    by Kristen
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