Every hottie wit a body needs a cutie wit a bootie!

So True!

If Miss-issippi
known as skippy
gave Miss-ouri
full of fury
her New Jersey
to wear to the fair
oh what oh what would
Dela-Ware?

i dont know but Alaska!

If u cant beat em....... u betta find a bigger stick^^lol

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence . . because of something that happened *yesterday*

If all elsefails read the directions!!!

THANK YOU DADDY!!!

Blonde Joke!

Why do Blonde gurls have bruses around their belly buttons?

Because the blonde guys aren't that smart either!!!

None of us are virgins... life has screwed us all!!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that screws up your entire day, and may their arms be too short to scratch!

ok, no i didn't write this, i got it in an email and thought it was hilarious.

My name E-R-N-S-T. I think that’s how you spell it.

"Like a midget using a urinal, keep on your toes"