Blonde Joke!

Why do Blonde gurls have bruses around their belly buttons?

Because the blonde guys aren't that smart either!!!

Stupidity never fails...

This isnt mine but its cute

when i was younger i prayed to God to give me a bike.. i prayed and PRAYED and PRAYED..then i realized God doesn't work like that.

so i stole the bike and prayed for forgiveness

Cookie monster said \"sometimes me think what is love. then me think love is what last choco chip cookie is for. me give up last choco chip cookie for you\"

If i wanted shi* from you, i'd sqeeze your head

Skinny people disgust me. I hate how they say Sometimes I forget to eat. Now I've forgotten my address, my moms maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

Whats the definition of embarassment? walking into a brick wall with a boner, and your nose getting broken first!!

If a dream is a wish your heart makes, then what the heck is my heart wishing????

He doesnt like me drunk and i dont like him sober

My mom says my room is messy
but to me its an organized mess...
i know exactly were everything is untill i clean it...