Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again!

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do

Give men one swift kick and their down on the ground.
Give us one swift kick, We'll look at you, laugh and say Dumbas

I saw your face as I was dreaming, that's why I woke up screaming.

My name E-R-N-S-T. I think that’s how you spell it.

LACK OF MONEY

-my anti-drug

I'm smiling because i have no idea what you are talking about

You so ugly that your mama got a fine for littering when she dropped you off at skool!

How 2 get ur parents 2 worry
1 Roll by a windowsill imitating a fly
2 Repeatedly flick a switch. when ur parents ask u what ur doin, say Oh I get it!
3 Tell ur mum that she looks like ur mum.
4 Watch TV when its off and sit upsidedown.

If idots could fly this would b a airport