ღA ĢőǿĎ ģĺŗŁ İş a ΒaĎ ģĩŗį Ŧħaţ Ņęvęŗ ģeťş ċaũģĥŧ

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.

Im a genie in a bottle youra tramp in a lamp.

Well i know how you feel i just dont care.

I never make mistakes

i thought i did once...
but i was mistaken

The top ten reasons i procrastinate:

1.

Im not an alchoholic.
Im a drunk.

(alcoholics go to meetings)

I would jump infront of a car.............

as long as it is parked.