When life rains on your parade, WHIP OUT THE SLIP-N-SLIDE!!!

***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***

The only way to get over a man is to get under 2 men.

I didn't LIKE HIM LIKE HIM...
I only held his hand b/c i wanted his crayons, he had the 64 pack...
WITH THE SHARPENER!

I AM NOT STUPID
I AM JUST SMART IN MY OWN WAY!

Leave me alone to think.If I'm not back in five minutes...I either got lost somewhere in my mind or died of too many thoughts at once.

An anonymous person once wrote: "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." That's kind of ironic because they didn't even give credit to themselves for writing it.

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, start worrying!!!

I'M nOt SmiLiN At u !
i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh!

Authors say that you should let the characters have conversations in your mind when writing books. I tried but got into an argument with them. I lost.