I'm smiling because i have no idea what you are talking about

I Wish My Lawn Was Emo, Then It'd Cut Itself

You look fine from far away but your are far away from fine

Tell someone there are 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it...!

"The more you say I'm childish,
The more I wanna stick gum in your hair."

-Roman

Men have no idea what were dealing with down there. Teeth placement jaw stress suction gag reflex while bobbing up and down moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.Easy? Honey they dont call it a job for nothin -samantha from sex in the city.

Does anyone ever notice how the crosswalk buttons never work? They should be called "nuttin buttons" cuz they don't do nuttin! lol
Life is indeed a paradox!

SO YOU THINK YOUR SEXY,
YOU THINK YOUR HOTT...,
WELL GUESS WHAT HONEY
I THINK YOUR NOT!

Im a genie in a bottle youra tramp in a lamp.

Got a problem with me? Solve it! Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes! Can't stand me? Sit down! Can't face me? Turn around!