There is so much sexual tension,you could get pregnant walking in between you two.

98% of teens are currently Bringing Sexy back. You are part of the 2% that Sexy NEVER left.

AK47......WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO KILL EVERY MOFO IN THE ROOM

I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM......I GOT 2 HANDS BUT ONLY 1 MOUTH

Boys are like lava lamps..pretty to look at..but not very bright

In Spanish class:
Voice recording on tape: When you lose things, they're always in the last place you look.
My friend: thats because once you find it, you stop looking

You think I'm dangerous NOW? Just wait until I get this blasted straight jacket off!

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

You’re one pancake short of a stack.

My roomate's insane. One day I walked into the room and saw him lying on the floor, rubbing his head and moaning. I asked him what happened and he said that he fell. I looked up to see a pair of shoes glued to the ceiling...

*not mine*