Were you just dissing Canada?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, we can have it in bed, just you and me, but its not what you think, its lipton tea! =P

*Not mine, read it somewhere*

God Obviously Proved The Statement,
'Everybody Makes Mistakes',
When He Made You.

"pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool wiff your pants on the ground."

-Larry Platt from american idol audition.

They can't kill my character because i'm not a actor

NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

No i didn't trip. i was just testing gravity. (it still works)

At 5 minutes & 6 seconds after 4am on the 7th August this year it will be 04:05:06 07-08-09. This won't happen again until year 3009

LOL not mine, ppl ave 2 much spare time to work these things out!

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.