...........I'm sorry, I was too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

Remember my name..ull be screaming it later

People always talk about "killing two birds with one stone". Why not kill two birds with two stones? Or better yet, a shotgun?

You're special. Like, "Don't eat the paste" special.

NEWSFLASH: SUICIDAL TWIN KILLS SISTER BY MISTAKE

I've been talking to the voices in my head,
and they don't like you!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a litte fun but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

My bro told me this one and i thought it was funny so yeah

The condom says to the tampon.."I hate you!..you put off my job for a whole week!!" then the tampon says " How do you think I feel?? If you dont do your job right my jobs put off for 9 months!"

Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!