Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!

A wise man once told me.

" he who put hands in pants is not crazy, but feels nuts!"

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"Don't frown, your ugly enough already."

Remember my name..ull be screaming it later

The doctors say i have mulitple personalities...but we dont agree with that

Tears from the butts
are diarrhea...

I got this quote from two of my best friends.

"when your mad it takes 47 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to get up and slap the motherf^@*er in the head"

Elephant: how come you have two b.o.o.b.s on your back?
Camal: thats funny coming from someone with a d i c k on their face

One day your prince will come.. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and was 2 stubborn 2 ask 4 directions

Stop asking Oprah what to do, get on ur knees, and pray