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Somebody please pass the pickles |
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The evil penguins made me do it.... |
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Light travels faster than sound this is why people appear bright until you hear them speak! |
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Please tell your pants, it's not polite to point. |
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I'm not goin to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. like the lawnmowers |
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Take my advice |
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Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap) |
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Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100% real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana? |
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I Have The Body Of A God....Too Bad It's Buddha |
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S mart |