I agree with the dictionary:

Girls BEFORE Guys
Partying BEFORE Studying
Friends BEFORE Love!!

Everybody has a photographic memory. just not everybody has film.

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman".

I WiLL FiND YOU AND TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WiTH YOU.YOU WiLL MOAN GROAN AND BEG ME TO STOP.iLL EXHAUST YOU AND LEAVE YOU WEAK FOR DAYSz
SiNCERLY THE FLU.......

MY FRiEND SENT THiS TO ME ON TXT

Jerk: why are you wearing a bra? not like you have anything to put in it
Girl: well you wear pants dont you?

- read it somewhere and loved it!

"When life gives you lemons,make apple juice and watch everyone try to figure out how you did it "

One day, i will be the dumbass who becomes famous. im already half way there... im a dumbass.

I like your pants... do you think i could talk you out of them??

“You know you’re awesome when people you don’t even know hate you”

It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"