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  • Smile like a DONUT =0 LOL i think its funny

    by *Cindy*
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  • SO YOU THINK YOUR SEXY,
    YOU THINK YOUR HOTT...,
    WELL GUESS WHAT HONEY
    I THINK YOUR NOT!

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  • Don't blame me.....the hormones did it.

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  • Light travels faster than sound this is why people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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  • "Don't frown, your ugly enough already."

    by Cheri
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  • ii'M THE KiiNDA PERSON THAT WiiLL BURST OUT LAUGHING iiN COMPLETE SiiLENCE OVER SOMETHiiNG THAT HAPPENED ::YESTERDAY::

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  • Spaz:
    "oooh! i asked this old plastic lady in a box for my fortune! and she gave me a paper with pearls and kiwis and a list of lucky numbers! and i played the lottery with them! but lost! and now i don't know what to believe in anymore! "

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  • Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.

    ( )_( )
    (='.'=)
    (")-(") Arrivederci!

    by Atomic
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  • I like your pants... do you think i could talk you out of them??

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  • He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

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