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Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself |
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My mother told me not to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself anymore. |
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When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? |
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You cry, |
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I often want to drown my sorrows, but i can't get my husband to go swimming. |
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You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You fight, I fight. You jump off of a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your retarded a**! |
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I ran into my ex the other day... put it in reverse and hit him agian... |
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Me and You is friends |
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I cant remember if i'm the good twin or the bad one |
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Friends + All those moments = "You just had to be there..." |