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Im a genie in a bottle youra tramp in a lamp. |
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I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? |
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The top ten reasons i procrastinate: |
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Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you! |
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I often want to drown my sorrows, but i can't get my husband to go swimming. |
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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." |
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THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE |
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Don't blame me.....the hormones did it. |
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So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?" |
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Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!! |