I don't have an attitude problem, you have a pissing me off problem

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Who said it was an act of bravery? for all you know it could of been an act of stupidity.

IF GUYS HAD THEIR PERIOD:: they'd probably brag about the size of their tamponS :p

Mirrors dont talk and luckly for you they dont laugh either!

Something Joe said in math.

"If I die a virgin, I'll kill myself"

err that doesnt work out

Just Met Your Twin. No Joke. I Swear I Thought It Was You. I Even Shouted Your Name But It Just Kept Scrating Its Ass And Eating A Banana.

95% People Say That "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" But Im The 5% That Sexy Never Left.

My favorite part of basketball is the pitching..

You know you have problems when you fall out of your seat...and youre sitting on the floor.