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  • I have a question that I don't want to ask. Okay, I'll give you hints. The first word is "do" and the last word is "me".

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  • ღA ĢőǿĎ ģĺŗŁ İş a Î’aÄŽ ģĩŗį ŦħaÅ£ Å…Ä™vęŗ Ä£eťş Ä‹aũģĥŧ

    by Jenny
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  • IF GUYS HAD THEIR PERIOD:: they'd probably brag about the size of their tamponS :p

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  • 98% of teens are currently Bringing Sexy back. You are part of the 2% that Sexy NEVER left.

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  • Dear Auntie Em-

    Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.

    Love,
    Dorothy

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  • Authors say that you should let the characters have conversations in your mind when writing books. I tried but got into an argument with them. I lost.

    by Natasha
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  • Mirrors dont talk and luckly for you they dont laugh either!

    by thing3
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  • **if life gives you lemons...squeeze the juice into a water pistol and sqquirt it in someones eyes. **

    by shae r
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  • I used to hate going to weddings. People came up to me poking me and saying your next, well, they stopped that crap when i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

    * I dunno exactly who wrote this but I LOVE it

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  • I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs.

    -Hilary from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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