**You're so funny...but looks aren't everything.**

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Ur so shallow, that when i stepped on u, i didn't get my feet wet

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people look quite intelligent until you hear them speak.

I would have rather gone out, bought a puppy, named it Molasses, fed him, walked him, watched him grow into a strong responsible dog, bared my soul into him, loved him like a brother, and then watched him run into heavy traffic, and DIE then do that.

Do You Member The Time On The Train????
I Stuck My Ass Out The Window Nd Then U Stuck Ur Head Out && EVVERY1 Thought We Were TWINS

I am not LAZY
I am just UNMOTIVATED

Boy: thats a really nice dress

girl: yeah, try not to drool

No one dies a virgin life screws ya one way or another..Haha

Ur a special kind of stupid arent u