Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a litte fun but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

My bro told me this one and i thought it was funny so yeah

I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his purse **LMFAO!!**

"Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"

Blonde Joke!

Why do Blonde gurls have bruses around their belly buttons?

Because the blonde guys aren't that smart either!!!

I used to hate going to weddings. People came up to me poking me and saying your next, well, they stopped that crap when i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

* I dunno exactly who wrote this but I LOVE it

Please tell your pants, it's not polite to point.

They always say 'nothings impossible'
but have they ever tried to dribble a football?

The nice men are ugly...
The handsome men are mean...
And the nice and handsome men are gay...

No one dies a virgin life screws ya one way or another..Haha

Your so stupid if I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards!!

By: my mom