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  • I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

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  • Little Seaguls in the sky
    Dropping things from way up high
    Angry Kate wips her eye-
    Very glad that cows don't fly.

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  • You call me a b****
    A b**** is a female dog
    A dog barks
    Bark comes from trees
    Trees are part of nature
    Nature is beautiful
    ...So thanks for the compliment :)

    by Brooke
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  • **If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.**

    -didn't make up-

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  • If your not living life on the edge, then your taking up to much room.

    by thing3
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  • Jest play some loud music so we can dance like RETARDS and sing like were ON CRACK

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  • Hello. Would you like to speak with the man in charge, or the woman who knows what she's doing?

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  • Boy: I dont know why you where a bra you have nothing to put in it.

    Girl: Why do you wear pants?

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  • If you cant beat em shoot em

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  • Drink triple
    See double
    Act single

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