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  • Talk to my ass because my face don't give a shit

    by bri
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  • IT'S N0T "WHEN WiLD ANiMALS ATTACK"
    iT'S M0RE LiKE "WHEN STUPiD
    PE0PLE GET BiT."

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?"

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • I WiLL FiND YOU AND TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WiTH YOU.YOU WiLL MOAN GROAN AND BEG ME TO STOP.iLL EXHAUST YOU AND LEAVE YOU WEAK FOR DAYSz
    SiNCERLY THE FLU.......

    MY FRiEND SENT THiS TO ME ON TXT

    by xXjENiXx
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  • This is one of my favorite quotes i just thought i'd share it with ya'll!

    A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. – Joey Adams

    by Heather
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  • I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.

    by the one
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  • I said i\'d love you forever but for me forever ended yesterday

    by desarae
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  • There is so much sexual tension,you could get pregnant walking in between you two.

    by Saire
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  • Since light travels faster than sound. Isnt that why some people appear bright until u hear them speak?

    by Lizem
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  • A day without laughing is a day that has been wasted.

    by Alayna
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