I'm that guy your mom warned you to stay away from- You know, when she said "Oh, don't bother honey, he's gay.'

from my friend princess

What gets longer when pulled
fits between tits, inserts neatly in a hole
and works best when jerked

a seatbelt you pervert
buckle up!!!

From the moment i saw you i wanted to be inside of you.
i luv your smell
the way your tongue feels
the way you tighten and loosen..........................god i love new shoes

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I suffer from ADOP. Attention Deficet OH PRETTY!

=]

You can call me a sluut
Too bad it isn't true
Sorry Biitch
But I'm not you!

Teacher: do you guys wanna have kids when you grow up

i: dude your just indirectly asking if we wanna have sex when we grow up..

One day i will rule cadyland with an iron fist

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the screaming, yelling passenger in his car

Im not retarded, i just like licking windows!