IF GUYS HAD THEIR PERIOD:: they'd probably brag about the size of their tamponS :p

It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"

This is one of my favorite quotes i just thought i'd share it with ya'll!

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. – Joey Adams

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs :)

I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs.

-Hilary from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Come to the darkside.
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Friends + All those moments = "You just had to be there..."

If i wanted shi* from you, i'd sqeeze your head

I'LL GiVE YoU A NIckle If YoU NeEd a DIme But iF yoU NeED A MAn...BI*CH DonT F* CK WiT MiNE!!!

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people look quite intelligent until you hear them speak.