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  • People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!!

    by likethewind
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  • Inner beauty won't get you laid!

    - Naughty ;)
    xo.

    by sexyCheckers
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  • 98% of teens are bringing sexy back......but i'm in the 2% that SEXY never left!

    by Switchblade89
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  • The Penguins Stole My Sanity!

    by A l y s s a
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  • Yeah, you can trust the Government.

    Just ask the Indians..

    by A l y s s a
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  • STRESSED
    is
    DESSERTS
    spelt backwards

    by ali
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  • Forget the board, ride the skater=]

    by findingemo
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  • " Your lips are like vodka to me.... and I want to get wasted!!!"

    by Ms Johnstons Gurl forever 2009
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  • I don't hate you all, just you, you, you, ummm.....you, you, you, you and you. And don't forget you. *points to everyone*

    by Jade Shadow Rose
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  • A guy showed me a picture n said "this is me when I was younger" Every picture is when you were younger. If he was like "this is a picture of me when Im older" Id be like "WTF? Whered you get that camera?!"

    by modern day barbie
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