Heavily medicated for your safety.

Shes a bit of a Double Glouster in the cheese and crackers department, if you know what I mean. ;)

Fire is fun ^.^ it make boom boom when you try to put it out with gas!

Stress is when you wake up screaming.......

and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Override bordome by making funny faces at people when they're not looking.. = P

They say that when you talk to God it's called prayer, but when God talks to you its called schizophernia.

"im bringin sexy back"
"psst, when was sexy gone? and why are YOU the one to bring it back?"

My friends are the type of friends who go to a cashier and ask where is the checkout line.

Live fast.
Die young,
And leave a good looking corpse!

Got a problem...... slove it
think im trippin... tie my shoe
can't stand me..... Then sit down
Dont like my 'tude, thats ur problem not mine