SO YOU THINK YOUR SEXY,
YOU THINK YOUR HOTT...,
WELL GUESS WHAT HONEY
I THINK YOUR NOT!

STRESSED
is
DESSERTS
spelt backwards

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people look quite intelligent until you hear them speak.

Hello. Would you like to speak with the man in charge, or the woman who knows what she's doing?

I AM NOT STUPID
I AM JUST SMART IN MY OWN WAY!

The condom says to the tampon.."I hate you!..you put off my job for a whole week!!" then the tampon says " How do you think I feel?? If you dont do your job right my jobs put off for 9 months!"

Little Seaguls in the sky
Dropping things from way up high
Angry Kate wips her eye-
Very glad that cows don't fly.

*Sings*
"My poke'mon bring all the boys to the yard, they're like "Do ya wanna trade cards?" Damn right I wanna trade cards, I can beat you, I got Charizard."

If idots could fly this would b a airport

Redheads: You could be walkin along and some idiot with nothin to do would call out across the street GINER leavin you to guess his IQ to be under 5. And did you ever wonder why you got called carrot-top, when you could have sworn your hair wasnt green?