Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die

Forget love - I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder !!!!!!! =D

On a scale 1 to 10...
How old is Micheal Jacksons new boyfriend?

When I look in the mirror,
I see a stupid loser...
I sigh, and remember that

YOUR STANDING NEXT TO ME!

Then when your gone, I see...

Just me.

HAHA!

--**Skye~

Humpty dumpty sat on the bed, lil bo peep was givin him head. as soon as he came she started 2 weep, she knew by the taste he'd bee fuking her sheep

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
A face like yours
belongs in the ZOO!

Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

OMG! whats that thing growing on your neck? oh...its just your face.

YOU SHOULD PUT A CONDOM OVER YOUR HEAD.
iF YOUR GONNA ACT LiKE A Di*K,
YOU MiGHT AS WELL LOOK LiKE ONE TOO.
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- TO DiEGO
THiS WASNT MADE BY ME