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"When life gives you lemons,make apple juice and watch everyone try to figure out how you did it " |
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Why do parents yell at thier kids? Don't they know that their kids will one day choose thier nursing home?v |
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Friends dont let friends drink and drive.. there beer might spill all over them.. |
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Shes a bit of a Double Glouster in the cheese and crackers department, if you know what I mean. ;) |
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Tell Your Little Voices To Shut Up Cause I Can't Hear Mine! |
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this is an A B conversation so C your way out of it before D and E F you up G wasnt that funny? |
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One day, i will be the dumbass who becomes famous. im already half way there... im a dumbass. |
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When in doubt, pull out |
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THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE |
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back in it's face and tell life to make it's own damn lemonade!! |