People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!!

No i dont break the rules i just see haw far the bend then i completly shatter them!

If Miss-issippi
known as skippy
gave Miss-ouri
full of fury
her New Jersey
to wear to the fair
oh what oh what would
Dela-Ware?

i dont know but Alaska!

Green Day is like sex.
When they're good, they're really good.
And when they're bad....
they're still pretty da/\/\n good!

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do

*Sings*
"My poke'mon bring all the boys to the yard, they're like "Do ya wanna trade cards?" Damn right I wanna trade cards, I can beat you, I got Charizard."

Happy birthday to me.
I like what I see!
There’s plenty of junk food,
and presents are free!

***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***

Sex is like math. You add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope not to multiply.

If u cant beat em....... u betta find a bigger stick^^lol