The squirrel did it.

"A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

ATTENTION!

The aliens are abducting
The hottest and sexiest people alive.

Don't worry,
You're safe..

I just want to tell you goodbye.

IF GUYS HAD THEIR PERIOD:: they'd probably brag about the size of their tamponS :p

Boys are like lava lamps..pretty to look at..but not very bright

Sex is like math. You add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope not to multiply.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder !!!!!!! =D

Override bordome by making funny faces at people when they're not looking.. = P

When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her

Are you into casual sex, or should i dress up?