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  • Remember my name..ull be screaming it later

    by Niky
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  • Sex is like math. You add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope not to multiply.

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  • **You're so funny...but looks aren't everything.**

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  • Who said it was an act of bravery? for all you know it could of been an act of stupidity.

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  • When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her

    by nicola
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  • The evil penguins made me do it....

    by Sara D
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  • Friends + All those moments = "You just had to be there..."

    by Ali
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  • 95% People Say That "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" But Im The 5% That Sexy Never Left.

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  • .....i can't live without you...i'm dying to feel you at night...sweat is drippin down my body...i want you...i need you...come on air conditioner work.....

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  • Do You Member The Time On The Train????
    I Stuck My Ass Out The Window Nd Then U Stuck Ur Head Out && EVVERY1 Thought We Were TWINS

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