Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people look quite intelligent until you hear them speak.

My mom says my room is messy
but to me its an organized mess...
i know exactly were everything is untill i clean it...

When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her

Green Day is like sex.
When they're good, they're really good.
And when they're bad....
they're still pretty da/\/\n good!

I have a question that I don't want to ask. Okay, I'll give you hints. The first word is "do" and the last word is "me".

How come dogs say wolf but cats don't say lion?

Another wonder of the world. Something 2 really think about

No one dies a virgin life screws ya one way or another..Haha

Why do parents yell at thier kids? Don't they know that their kids will one day choose thier nursing home?v

My mom asked me a simple question, and I guessed she wanted a simple answer.
So next time your mom asks you, if she looks stupid....it's best not to answer. ^_^'

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