I Wish My Lawn Was Emo, Then It'd Cut Itself

Roses are red violets are blue.
but violets are purple so what's with the blue.

-my friend came up with this one too.

If Barbie is sooo popular, why do you have to buy all her friends??

(I like this one!! lol!!)

Guy: I have the penis there for I rule this relationship.

Girl: Yeah, well I have the vagina which means you're not getting laid.

My mom asked me a simple question, and I guessed she wanted a simple answer.
So next time your mom asks you, if she looks stupid....it's best not to answer. ^_^'

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Boys are like a piece of gum,when you loose the flavor you pop in a new one!!!!

If BaRbIe'S So PoPuLaR...WhY Do YoU HaVe To BuY HeR FrIeNds??

A drunk mans words is a sober mans thoughts

#1 reason it sux to be a penis: because your master strangles you all the time