I rather be a betch than a whoe rather tell it like it is than blow every boy i know rather be known for what i do than who i screw ;p

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.

At 5 minutes & 6 seconds after 4am on the 7th August this year it will be 04:05:06 07-08-09. This won't happen again until year 3009

LOL not mine, ppl ave 2 much spare time to work these things out!

No i didn't trip. i was just testing gravity. (it still works)

NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

They can't kill my character because i'm not a actor

"pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool wiff your pants on the ground."

-Larry Platt from american idol audition.

God Obviously Proved The Statement,
'Everybody Makes Mistakes',
When He Made You.

It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, we can have it in bed, just you and me, but its not what you think, its lipton tea! =P

*Not mine, read it somewhere*

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height