My mom asked me a simple question, and I guessed she wanted a simple answer.
So next time your mom asks you, if she looks stupid....it's best not to answer. ^_^'

Why are roses the symbol of love when roses always die? my sis told me its supposed to be fake roses but wouldnt that mean your love was fake?

Boys are like a piece of gum,when you loose the flavor you pop in a new one!!!!

You left me for that tramp.
Pfft i hope you get herpies.

(no offence to people who do have herpies!!!)

A drunk mans words is a sober mans thoughts

#1 reason it sux to be a penis: because your master strangles you all the time

Grab the stick and go half way down...

(my gym teacher was explaining the rules of floor hockey to us but if u think about it sexually its funny as all hell)

What gets longer when pulled
fits between tits, inserts neatly in a hole
and works best when jerked

a seatbelt you pervert
buckle up!!!

Blondes may have more fun but as least brunette's remeber it the day after!

Lol just jokes

I AM NOT STUPID
I AM JUST SMART IN MY OWN WAY!