Heres a tip, don't makeout with a guy when your chewing buggle gum.....He might not give it back

Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run, he hates that.

-Anonymous

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

Grl: Will you remember me 2mrrw?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Will you remember me in a wk?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Will you remember me in a mth?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Will you remember me in a yr?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Knock knock
Boi: Whos there?
Grl: Liar you forgot me already!!!!

If i was a gun i would bang the hell out of you

Caution: May have blonde moments.Please use small words and speak slowley

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."

Oh, say that again. Slower. And with your pants off.

"Never love if you are not prepared to be hurt. Never start if you don't have plans to finsh. Never speak if you don't mean it. And most importantly, never smile when you don't have teeth."

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