Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.

ABC, LSD
Gummy bears are chasing me.
One is red, one is blue,
the yellow one just stole my shoe,
ABC, LSD
Gummy bears are chasing me.

to the tune of "ABC's"

KiDs In ThE BaCk SeAt CaUsE AcCiDeNtS; AcCiDeNtS In ThE BaCk SeAt CaUsE KiDs.

If tylenol, duct tape, and a band-aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. :D

He who laughs last... doesn't get it.

Caution: May have blonde moments.Please use small words and speak slowley

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

If life gives you lemons make grapejuice, and then sit bak and wonder how the hell u got grapejuice

"i refuse to accept responsibility for your interpretation of my actions, i will only sympathize with your lack of understanding... in other words ...im sorry your dumb....."