When i die, i want to die just like my grandpa, who died peacefully in his sleep...not like all the passengers screaming in his car.

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So..... the elephant says to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" and the camel replies, "Well that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a d i c k on their face!!"

Dont feel sad, dont feel blue!
Frankinstine was ugly too!

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

-Homer J. Simpson

My Smile Is Just As Real As Pamela Anderson's Boobs

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That is why I always wake up screaming

Seen written on the stall in the Men's Bathroom:
"My Wife follows me Everywhere."

Written Just below it:
"I Do Not."

All the good things in life are either
ILLEGAL. IMMORAL. or FATTENING.

Shhhhh! I'm studying for my urine test.

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(")-(") Arrivederci!