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  • "My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some call me the Altar Girl of Doom. Others will know me as the second coming of damnation....My mom calls me Pepito."

    by Lizem
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  • Shes a bit of a Double Glouster in the cheese and crackers department, if you know what I mean. ;)

    by InterviewWithTheKat
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  • "Don't forget that while you are peeing in the shower....the shower is peeing on you."

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

    by Sempiternal
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  • I'M NOT CRAZY it is just that my reality is different from yours

    by **~Lucy~**
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  • Drink triple
    See double
    Act single

    by Lemonbread
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  • STRESSED
    is
    DESSERTS
    spelt backwards

    by ali
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  • The c...ca...cat in the h..ha...hat - oh stuff this im gonna be a stripper!

    by Mummy to a beautiful baby girl
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  • Heres a tip, don't makeout with a guy when your chewing buggle gum.....He might not give it back

    by Missy_May
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  • I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM......I GOT 2 HANDS BUT ONLY 1 MOUTH

    by Dr of Bishonomics
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  • Quote from a humorous cop

    " The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not..was mickey mouse a cat, or a dog?

    by Allan
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