Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Caution: May have blonde moments.Please use small words and speak slowley

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That is why I always wake up screaming

If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck
Id swim to the bottom and never come up
But since it aint vodka and I aint a duck
Just pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up

If you think that you are too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a musquito

It may look like I am listening to you talk, But I am picturing you naked.

:P

Life is short and so am I

"i refuse to accept responsibility for your interpretation of my actions, i will only sympathize with your lack of understanding... in other words ...im sorry your dumb....."

If McDonalds always wants to see u smile...then y do they alwayz mess up ur order?!?!???

When life hands you a lemon, serve it up with a shot of tequila.