(This happen to me one day as I was walking to school)

Hooker: Have a nice day at school!

Me: *smiles like an idiot and waved* You too!!

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

Drink apple juice, Because OJ will kill you!

Life is short and so am I

When life hands you a lemon, serve it up with a shot of tequila.

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"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."

Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run, he hates that.

-Anonymous

Don't follow in my footsteps i run into walls.....

B-is for beautifull
I-is for intelegance
T-is for talented
C-is for charming
H-is for how hard i would hit you for
calling me B****!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is the tomorrow you was worried bout yesterday