Im the kind of person that laughs at a joke 3 times:
1) when its told
2) once explained
3) 5 minutes later, once i get it

Roses are Red, Violet's are Blue
Sugar is Sweet, and so are You
The Roses are wilted, the Violets are dead
The Sugar Bowl is Emety, just like your Head

Dont judge a man by his B O X E R S
it's whats I N S I D E of them that counts!

I Wanna Lock U In My Bedroom, Close Da Curtains, Shut Da Light, Get Unda Da Bed Sheets: So I Can Show U My New Glow In Dark Watch

A friends will bail you out a jail,
a good friend will brake you out of jail,
but a best friend will be sitting right there saying \'okay we screwed up again, but you gotta admit, that was awesome!!!!\'

Guys are like tampons, once they get up in you, they'll never be the same!

YoU cAn'T StAy MaD aT SoMeOnE wHoMaKeS YoU sMiLe

Let me put it nicely,
I hope you CHOKE!

As I lye in bed and look up at the night skie.I begin to think, where the hecks my roof?

If McDonalds always wants to see u smile...then y do they alwayz mess up ur order?!?!???